Okay Very Funny I Mean Indian Restaurants
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
We love Indian food
Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.
My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food
But I think it's a naan issue.
When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.
No one else ever wants naan.
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
Indian food be like
My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.
She's very curry-ageous.
My ethnic friend asked me how much Indian food I usually have in my diet.
I said, "Naan."
What do you call a person who delivers Indian food?
A currier.
I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.
They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.
I guess it's just her way to curry favor.
Ordering Indian food
Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks
Delivery: 2 bucks
Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!
Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food
It's a naan-starter
My girlfriend doesn't like to argue about Indian food.
She's pretty naan confrontational.
I MUST have bread with my Indian food
That's just naan-negotiable
Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?
They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.
Never bribe someone with Indian food.
You could be accused of currying favour.
I asked my wife if she'd like to eat Indian food
She wanted naan of it
Tried Indian food for the first time. They recommended the Chicken Pakora appetizer, but I was having none of it.
For me it was a Naan starter.
Do you want to hear a joke about Indian food?
Too bad, I've got naan.
Why did the inmate keep smuggling in Indian food for corrections officers?
He wanted to curry favor with the guards.
When I order extra bread with my Indian Food...
...I'm Nan-plussed
So I was trying to think up a witty pun one day. Anyway, Indian food.
How's that for a Naan Sequitur?
A friend of mine introduced me to Indian food last night...
I thought it tasted a little funny, and wanted to return it. My friend assured me that would be naan issue.
I was talking to my dad and he abruptly changed the topic to Indian food
It was a real naan sequitur.
My wife asked if I prefer Thai food or Indian food...
I told her I'm naan-partisan.
We had Indian food last night.......
Everyone was full, but I was still hungry because I had naan.
What's your dad's favorite Indian food?
PAPAdums.
A coworker offered me Indian food today
I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.
I choked on some Indian food last night
It was a paneer-death experience
The San Antonio Spurs do not like Indian food.
Especially curry.
I keep dreaming about bad Indian food.
It's a recurrying nightmare.
Did you hear about the food fight at the Indian restaurant?
There were injuries to many naan combatants.
When my co-worker asked for some of my Indian food.
I told him that he would get naan.
Donald Trump was recently asked why he hates Indian food so much
He replied "I'm not a supporter of naan profits."
Talking to my co-worker about Indian food....
Me: I can't believe you don't like Indian food! I love the bread it's so good!
Co-worker: I don't really like bread so...
Me: So ... I guess that means you are naan a fan
Co-worker proceeds to give me intense glare
My friend was talking about Indian food
And she goes: "Rice is an integral ingredient in Indian cuisine"
So I answered "You really wouldn't wanna derive from it then, eh?"
The glare she gave me afterwards was priceless :)
Eating indian food with some family
me looking through the menu: "I don't think I want any of the stuff on this page."
dad: "So you want naan of the above?"
me: "Ppbtch."
My daughter has been frightened lately, because I've been waking up nightly, screaming from a bad dream. (It's a dream in which I'm forced to eat Indian food for every meal...)
I told her it's just a recurrying nightmare.
I took this girl I was seeing out for some Indian food today.
Not being well-acquainted with Indian food, we ordered an appetizer at random. It was deep fried and we couldn't really tell what was in it.
Her: For all we know, we could be eating chicken eyes right now.
Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure I know how they look.
She sighed, but failed in stifling her smile.
I'm only twenty two, but I can feel the dadforce growing in me.
What do you call someone who delivers Indian food?
A currier
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